What do you call jokes
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.