What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
