What do you call jokes
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.