What do you call jokes
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!