What do you call jokes
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
What do you call your daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.