Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
