What do you call jokes
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.