What do you call jokes
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.