What do you call jokes

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?

A bull in a china shop.

Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?

A: Someone who just ate beans.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?

A: Delici-Oso

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.