What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
What Do You Call Jokes
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
