What do you call jokes
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.