What do you call jokes
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!