What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What do you call a racist community? America.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.