What Do You Call a... jokes

What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.

What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA.

What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad.

(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?

Still no fucking idea.

What do you call a herd of winning cows?

A topside.

What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.

What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?

America.

What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?

Gay.

What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.

What do you call a dad in the mirror?

(Your imagination.)

What do you call a dwarf?

Adrian!

What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!

What do you call a simp, Adrian?

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?

Sit down comedy.

What do you call a vegan slut?

A garden ho!

What do you call a cow in the snow?

Chilli Beef.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.