What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water
An H2hoe
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan? hippo-POT-amus
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
