Weight jokes

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?

Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.