Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
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Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
