Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.

According to the pole 💈.

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."

Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?

About 15 stone.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Sad news, my obese parrot died today.

Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.

Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"