Weight jokes

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

I'm not fat!!

I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.

(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

I am a fat girl.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.