Weight jokes
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"