Weight

Weight jokes

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.