Weight jokes
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
I am a fat girl.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
You're losing all your friends, but never any calories.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.