Weight jokes

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

I'm not fat!!

I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.

(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

I am a fat girl.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!

Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH