Weight jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
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Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.