Weight jokes
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.