Weight jokes
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.