Weight jokes
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.