Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
