Weight jokes

A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.

Heavier babies are delivered by crane.

Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.