Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
