Weight jokes
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.