Weight jokes

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

What do we want? A cure for obesity.

When do we want it? After lunch.

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.

According to the pole 💈.

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."