Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
