Weight

Weight jokes

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.