When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM
BEFORE I GOT HIGH
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf's saw them they sang... "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
what do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
Do the French people smoke weed or oui’d?
What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker!
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.
roses are red, i like weed, if you say yes then i'll do a "good deed"
An 80 year old blind man ask his grandson can you grab my glasses Then the grandson say did you get in the flour again Grandpa said no it was the weed
What's a convicts favorite chore.
Weeding.
Muslims Don't need weed they've got the Koran You burn that sh*t and your gonna get stoned
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
