Weed jokes
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.