Weed jokes

What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?

High steaks gambling.

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...

If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.

I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.