Weed jokes

An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"

Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"

Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."

What's a convict's favorite chore?

Weeding.

Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.

You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.

What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed? High steaks gambling.

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...

If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.

I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.