Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!/
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony? May divorce be with you.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister? Finding your dad‘s wedding ring
a russian wedding should be called a soviet union
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
At weddings, old people tell kids "you're next". At funerals, little kids tell old people "you're next".
The wedding was so emotional, Even the cake was in tiers.
What’s worse than banging your sister
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring
I caught the flowers at a wedding-now married to a hot guy. But then i caught andit at a funeral i kinda nervo...............
How to make the kissing in a tree in recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g tree sitting wedding love then comes love then comes baby in the carriege. then hate comes diviorse and perrse. FEW!!!!!!!!!
why was the people's wedding so miserable... cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky they agreed to never try to have another wedding
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!”, so I started doing the same to them at funerals.
The wedding was so beautiful even the cake was tiers
why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding? Because they never came home
gramma:when we go to a wedding whispers ur next
at a funeral iwhisper ur next
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
What’s worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.
Wanna know something funny? Well there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage. Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke and then 9 months later I was born. My birthday. (4/1/06) April 1, 2006
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
