why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding? Because they never came home
The wedding was so beautiful even the cake was tiers
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
gramma:when we go to a wedding whispers ur next
at a funeral iwhisper ur next
How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
What’s worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.
Wanna know something funny? Well there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage. Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke and then 9 months later I was born. My birthday. (4/1/06) April 1, 2006
Which is the worst place to sit at inna wedding ? Between 2 buttcheeks
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding she’d say: “you’re next”. So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
Say aiden are you and Gwen dating? oooo u and her sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G then comes the romance then comes engagement then comes the wedding and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Then comes cheating and arguments and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E!!!!!!!!!!!! Aiden + Gwen= Husban and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
