Website jokes

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.

On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com

Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!

What is this website?

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.

Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)

Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

Google is butt.

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.