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Orphan

Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?

Difference

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Gwen

Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!

Orphan

Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?

Parental Login: __________

9/11

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

Bullshit

This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!

Orphan

Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?

Because they like to have a home.

Comment

What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?

We have a case of Witzelsucht.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come home.

Homepage

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

Light Bulb

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

Orphan

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

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