Website jokes

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

I made a website for orphans.

It doesn't have a home page.

Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.

Why do orphans not like laptops?...

They don't have a homepage.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!

Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?

Parental Login: __________

Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!

Best website ever 4 chair.

Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?

Because they like to have a home.

What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?

We have a case of Witzelsucht.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come home.

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!