Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
What is your summer name? Hot.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
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I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
