Weather jokes
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
It's ice to see you.
Have a good summer!
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
Wee snaw.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3