People who wannabe rich an famous rappers should always look at rapeboat, and learn wat not to do.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping CENTS instead of BARS
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, i’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Police officers hope you’re a criminal. Doctors hope you get sick. Mechanics hope you get car troubles. But only thieves wish you prosperity. Weird?
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odour and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygenic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
Q: what do you cool a Chinese billionaire
A: Cha-Ching
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
Lucifers so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units
If your drive a Lamborghini, than you have a tiny whennie
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the titanic
You’re so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked “Are you moving?”
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini
I don't have Lamborghini in my garage
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend
Friend: wow thanks, i'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: you're what
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
How do woman make you a millionaire?
When your a billionaire.
