Way jokes

Marriage is really educational.

When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.

Why can orphans never walk home?

Because there's no way to go.

Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

I'm emo, by the way.

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.

But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.

"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."

"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find their way to the store to see their dad.

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.