Way jokes

Marriage is really educational.

When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.

What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?

Just switch off the lights.

What's one way to drain someone's ego?

Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.

(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)

Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."

Why can orphans never walk home?

Because there's no way to go.

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?

Yeah, he Pasta-Way.

I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.

We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.

But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

I'm emo, by the way.