Way jokes

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.

Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?

Yeah, he Pasta-Way.

What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?

Just switch off the lights.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.

But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find their way to the store to see their dad.

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."

Why can orphans never walk home?

Because there's no way to go.

Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

I'm emo, by the way.