what did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing. They just waved

did you sea what I did there?

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

I hate my life.

Your butt so big you can slap it and ride the waves.

Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn’t wave back. The ocean the called the land a beach.

Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?

What did the ocean say to beach? Nothing,it just wave!

What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing it just waved

What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.

I WAVED to you before but you never SEA me because your so WASHED up😂🤣😍😍😍🥰🥰

Maybe the Ocean is salty because the land never waves back

why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car. Lea looks at his puzzled then later asks him; “Why’d you wave at that car back there?” Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home…

How water say hi

It waves

Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, “Time to join mother, Bambi!” Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black…

three scientists are doing an experiment, they are trying to find out what happens when you stick a cork in an elephants ass. in the lab they each look at each other and decide that they should hire a monkey to do it. the monkey sticks the cork up the elephant’s ass and the scientists wait three weeks.

the monkey pulls out the cork and all three scientists go back and discus what they saw. the first one, standing one mile away, says all he could see was a wave of brown then it all went black, the second, standing two miles away, said the same, the third, who was standing three miles away, said all he could see was the other two get consumed by a massive cloud of brown.

How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY

What did the sea say to the sea? Nothing, it just waved

Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree? A: Wave at him

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Hang on a second.


  • Barry?
  • Adam?
  • Oan you believe this is happening?
  • I can’t. I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

  • You got lint on your fuzz.
  • Ow! That’s me!
  • Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.
  • Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

What did the two oceans say to eachother?

Nothing. They just waved.

A mom says to her son: "Hey can you wave to that deaf kid over there" The son: "I don’t know, can I?" The mom: "May you?" The son: “No I don’t have any arms!”