Wave jokes
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?