water's jokes
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!