water's jokes
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?