water's jokes
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
W in Africa stands for water.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.