water's jokes
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
water puppy
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Did you know that water is wet?
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"