water's jokes
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
Did you know that water is wet?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Memes
water puppy
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.