water's jokes
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!