water's jokes
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Why drink water and not bleach?
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.