water's jokes
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.