water's jokes
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.