water's jokes
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where Saint Peter greets them, "Hello sisters, welcome to heaven. Before you enter, I must ask you all a question." He asks the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?" Well, she said, "Just once, with the tip of my little finger." "Ok, dip it in the holy water and you can enter." He repeats the question to the second nun. Well, she says, "I might of held one once." "Ok," says St. Peter, "wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter." Just then, there's a commotion down the line. One nun is trying to push in front of another. St. Peter says, "Sister Susan, there is no rush, you will get in." "That's fine," she replies, "but if I have to gargle that stuff, I want to get in before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it."
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect, two pals of water, one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get. I’m sick af from these stories.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.