water's jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?

One you cut into 2 with a knife.

And the watermelon you cut into pieces.

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because dad never came back with the milk.

Happy was a cute hippo.

Happy sleeps in the water.

Happy walks on land.

Happy runs on Savannahs.

Happy swims in mud.

Happy takes a bath.

Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect, two pals of water, one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get. I’m sick af from these stories.

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  • Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.

    They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

    What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

    What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

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  • Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."

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  • In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.

    Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:

    1 Gwen

    2 water sharky

    So on and so on.

    We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. šŸ˜€