Captain of the Titanic: ‘where’s all that fucking water coming from?’.
my mum found a chest that was wet and it had a child in it she asked me what it was for i said i put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are ded
What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim...... Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we..... Me: nope. My deprssion: *says really fast*:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I'll always be here for you.
If the formula of water is H2O , then what is the formula of ice ?
H2O cubed
The Arabian Sea is in which state
liquid
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
I SEA him!
3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What always roars, but can not talk. What always moves, but can not walk
A waterfall
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and your wet.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands
Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.
What is the post man favorite fruit water-mail’in
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was to shallow
What does a Mexican not like in there drink- ice
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
I went to the Dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
Sum dude: Water you thinking? Me: you drowning in my head
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
