You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Water Jokes
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
hehehehehehehehehehe
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
