This morning I woke up then took a bath with some chocolate mud at first when i turn the damn flossers on. i notice it wasn't water it's was all chocolate mud and now my body is all chocolatly.
Your so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool, because they’re scared you’ll drown in the kiddie pool.
yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed she laid on the whole pasific ocan
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam? Dam Fools
Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me
Q:Why can orphans swim A: they have orfins
The titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Captain of the Titanic: ‘where’s all that fucking water coming from?’.
my mum found a chest that was wet and it had a child in it she asked me what it was for i said i put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are ded
What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.
My depression: hey, what's up!
Me: go away.
My depression: well how rude.
Me: 🙄.
My depression: remember that one time......
Me: no, don't even.
My depression: that we.....
Me: nope.
My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.
Me: 😳😶😟.
My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.
If the formula of water is H2O , then what is the formula of ice ?
H2O cubed
The Arabian Sea is in which state
liquid
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
I SEA him!
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks, “A Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me.”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea.”
