When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

Riddles not jokes

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

What has bark but no bite?

There’s a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?

What has holes but can carry water?

What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?

What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?

What can you catch but not throw?

and last one

What can rule, but not command?

Tell meh the answers in the comments

like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/

1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.

people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee

What cow can part water? Mooses

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it

do u love water?

then u love 75% of me

do u love water?

then u love 75% of mw

What goes up but never comes down? Water in Australia

Water What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course! What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation? Reign!

r u a water fall cuz me fall for you

Why was wet scared of water. because he was the water

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk

Dark humor is like water

Not everybody gets it

Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??

See, morbid humour is just like water, not everyone gets it.

Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.

Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.

Is your tap water running well you

Beta go catch it

So this women had a job she wanted to hang out with her boyfriend the she lied about having corona virus then she got out of work then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend then she said i lied now we can you no water sigh lick sigh then her boss texted Ew and YOUR FIRED. one more story one day this teen named alexis got kicked out of a house then went to live with her bf then she got pregnant posted it all on social media

I am really hot but I hate water what am I

Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.