What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? -Throw in some laundry...
Wats the difference btwn rapeboats mouth and a sewer? Nuthin they both spout shit.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of WATER?
Lil Drip
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
A Canadian, an American and a Mexican were tasked by a billionaire with teaching his stubborn pet parrot how to speak within 2 weeks.
They were given everything they needed to succeed and a large sum of money was offered to the one who made the parrot talk first.
The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot through the whole duration, he spent all his time citing the alphabet and reading stories for the parrot.
The American showered him with the finest food, brought him all the females that he can mate with and made sure to spoil the parrot as much as he can.
The Mexican locked the parrot in a dark room, barely gave him any food or water and beat the shit out of him every single day.
When the time was up, the billionaire returned to find the parrot still unable to speak, so he asked the 3 trainers about their progress.
The Canadian goes: "I have tried everything, I spent all my time and energy teaching him the alphabet and reading books to him! Nothing worked."
The American agrees: "I have spoiled him beyond belief, gave him all the luxury he can possibly get and yet he won't speak!".
The Mexican confirms: "I have showered him with love and luxury as well, tried to teach him words day and night, spent all my time and energy spoiling him with everything I had!"
The parrot looks at the Mexican with disbelief and yells out: "You lying motherfucker!".
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
TV:Water found on Mars..... Mars:1 Africa:0