What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
“Okay guys, watch very carefully because i can only show you this demonstration once.”
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
“Okay guys, watch very carefully because i can only show you this demonstration once.”
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves. Motherfuckrr that's a suicide watch
What did the watch say to the failing watch company? - You better watch it
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What's that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
why does the please touch museum sounds like police touch musuem? because they gotta watch out for the pedos
If wishes were horses Beggars would ride: If turnips were watches I would wear one by my side. And if if’s and an’s were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him and said, " Watcha gonna do, tell yout parents?"
A man has a terminal illness and isn't sure how long he has left to live, so he talks to his doctor. The man asks "How long am I going to live?" The doctor says "Depends, what time is it?" The doctor then looks at his watch and says"10" The man asks "Ten what?" Then the doctor keeps going"6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1"