A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser
Why can't an orphan watch the movie :
It was family rated
I tried to make a belt out of watches. But it was a waist of time
yo mama so gay, that after watching aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knee's and do what your told.
What time is it when it turns 13 O clock?
Time to get a new watch
Been watching smackdown dvds and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
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You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet well then watch the lion king
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So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.", in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says "Cool, let me try!", and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says "Superman, you're an asshole."
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam? The doctor take off his watch
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the cheshire cat.
A child determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video
how to make time fly
answer throw a clock out of the window
Who is not allowed to watch pg movies?
Orphans
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5...
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
Your momma is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
