A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, " Dad how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big "dick"? her father replied " honey, you should have watch me last night - it was inside my mouth, does it cycle now?"
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video
my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time...................tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman he couldn't find his way home
I was watching my daughter play at the park, a woman came up to me and asked which one was mine, I said I was still choosing.
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tear left to cry...
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
yo mama so gay, that after watching aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser
Why can't an orphan watch the movie :
It was family rated
I tried to make a belt out of watches. But it was a waist of time
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet well then watch the lion king
Been watching smackdown dvds and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
Knock knock who’s there yo mum yo mum who yo mum is watching you wank right now
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds
A child determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
Who is not allowed to watch pg movies?
Orphans
Your momma is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
