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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

we're talking the orphans to the movies we are watching spiderman no way home

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..

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A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi

i watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. only got caught once.

what did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom? WATCH OUT!!!

“Poor old fool,” thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink. The gentleman asked, “So how many have you caught today?

”The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?

Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".

my friend " ya mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch" me " THAT JOKES OLDER THAN YOUR MOM "

Hello *everyone now question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

Tell world best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry😈

I was watching a "don't laugh" video and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

one time i was watching tv mom: omg your dad is coming! me:omg really mom: sike i lied

I was going to buy a watch today but I didn't have time

What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?

Coincidence on 34th Street

Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.