Want jokes
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
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Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.