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I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
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Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
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