Want jokes
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Mom says: "I will go kill myself."
Me: *stays quiet cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls*
Some time later me fighting with my mom:
Me to my mom: "Oh, yea than kill me!"
Mom: "What the hell did you just say? I don't want to hear it from you again!"
Lesson?
So it's OK for adults to say "I'll kill myself" but not teens/kids!?!?
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?