Want jokes
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.