Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
