If you read this you fucked your dad and your 4 year old sister you sick fuck... Atleast wait till they are 15
My joke is about archer riddles sex life wait sorry there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
One day there was a boy who needed the toilet. So he goes to his teacher and asks if he can go to the toilet. The teacher says "yes but before you go what is the first 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy replies " I don't know miss.... The teacher says that he will have to wait. Later the boy goes home to his mom that is on the phone. What is the first letter in the alphabet? His mom says "Oh shut up! So the boy goes to his dad that is playing darts and says "what is the second letter in the alphabet? His dad says "180"! So the boy goes to his sister who is playing with her Barbies. The boy asks "what is the 3rd letter in the alphabet"? The sister says " I'm a Barbie girl in a barbie world"! The next day the boy goes to school and needs the toilet again so he goes to ask if he can go and the teacher says " yes but before you go what is the 3 letters in the alphabet"? They boy says " oh shut up"! The teacher is angry about that so she says "what is the second one"? "180"! Says the boy and the teacher asks him where he is from and the boy says " I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world!"
The end
my brother cant wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Wife: Honey, i love you
Husband: i love you all
Wife: awwww.......... Wait WHAT ?!?!??!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse, A man walked into a horse
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
What did santa use as a candy cane? Wait wait I said it wrong Ok What did santa use to do his garden....never mind
Want to hear my pencil joke? wait I'm still writing it.
SANS you lazy-bones get up and do something. Sans: I am doing something. Papyrus: oh yeah, what. Sans: thinking up a skele-ton of jokes. Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you. Sans: what does someone not have a funny-bone oh wait do you have a bone to pick with me I have 206
what do you call a ear thats dead deaf hahaha oh wait...
a joke my life hahahahaha wait its notfunny
I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John's door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, "you little gimp get on the bed". Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded "what the fudge are you doing". I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back "shut it paul you have genital warts". John screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP." He then gives us it so rough i can't walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.
By Lewis
You thought his puns were bad wait to you sea mine!
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest, The zit waits tell your 12 to cum on your face
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
A kid came from school. His mother said "What did you do in school?" The boy replied "I had sex with my my Teacher" She said "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store The dad said " Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said "I can't, my butt is sore" Dad said "Why is your butt sore" The Boy said "Because I had sex with my teacher".
