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Wait jokes

Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.

Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

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  • (There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)

    Baby: Wait for me!

    (Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)

    (He squishes the child.)

    Father: Ketchup!

    A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.

    The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.

    My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

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    What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

    They wait to be filled with a big load.

    What's worse than a dead baby?

    A pile of dead babies.

    What's worse than that?

    One's alive at the bottom.

    What's even worse than THAT?

    It eats it's way out.

    Wait it gets worse...

    It goes back for seconds.

    Just one more I swear...

    It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.

    My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.

    Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.

    Orphan: What are you doing tonight?

    Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.

    If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

    Wait, they don't have any.

    Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

    Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

    What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

    The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

    The orphans all died!!!

    Oh wait, no one cares...

    Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.