Video Game jokes
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Memes
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
No scope, bitch!
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)