Video Game jokes
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Memes
what the world is wrong with steve
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
No scope, bitch!
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.