Video Game jokes
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Memes
what the world is wrong with steve
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
No scope, bitch!
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!