Video Game

Video Game jokes

Pistol

  • Me: How does this thing work?

    ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

    ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

    Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

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  • Barber

  • Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.

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  • Player

  • Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.

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  • Alien

  • Why do humans hate aliens?

    Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!

    Guy

  • So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

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