Video Game jokes
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Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
"Among Us" tea water.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
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Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)