Video Game jokes
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
No scope, bitch!
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"