Video Game jokes
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
No scope, bitch!