Video Game jokes
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
No scope, bitch!
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.