The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What is an orphan’s favourite Roblox game
Adopt me
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.
why cant juice wlrd play call of duty zombies
because he cant handle all six perks
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
Why do orphans like to play gta
To be wanted
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy? Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games
