Video Game jokes

Syndrome

Peppapig · 5 years ago

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”

Queen

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?

Orphan

penis dumb jokes ss · 4 years ago

Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?

Because his parents wouldn't let him.

Snail

worst boy · 5 years ago

Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.

Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.

Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.

Vending Machine

Mario! · 3 years ago

Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!

Lobby

Anonymous · 22 days ago

The average lobby wait

A TV screen displays a video game interface, likely Star Wars Battlefront II, showing a clone trooper character. On the top left, a shield icon with "22" is visible. Text at the top reads "PREROUND: EQUIP AND UNLOCK CARDS" and "PLAYERS NEEDED: 1". Below the character, there are options for "SPECIALIST" and "APPEARANCES", along with a grid of character portraits including Chewbacca, Yoda, and others. A digital clock displaying "5:20" is on a shelf below the TV.

Video Game memes

Pokemon

BOOBYCOCK1233333 · 9 years ago

I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.

Technoblade

Get it?? (cuz TechnoBLADE!!!) · 4 years ago

How did Technoblade actually die?

He got stabbed!

Gamer

Maggot · 5 years ago

xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.

Roblox

Thorin · 3 years ago

Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.

*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!

😄😄😄

Orphan

orphan · 5 years ago

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

Rainbow

the racist king · 5 years ago

What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.

Orphan

Monty mate · 5 years ago

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

Abortion

Zap · 2 years ago

Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.

Luigi

Amaurotic Idiocy · 1 year ago

Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?

A: "It's me, Luigi!"

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