Video Game jokes
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? Four fingers and a Thu'um.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
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What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)