Video Game jokes

If Red gets voted out, what happened?

Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"

Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"

Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"

Lime, Green, and Purple run.

Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.

Black killed Red. Black is the win.

LOL

Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

Tushar’s Fortnite skills.

Hey paps, BONE-appetit!

(Just eat your spaguetti.)

I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.

Communists don't play Minecraft.

They play Ourcraft.

Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

What games do monks play a lot?

Among Us.

The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."

Sans: What do you have there?

Frisk: A KNIFE!

Sans: NOO!!!

A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”

“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.

“Let me start,” says the son.

“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.

“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.

“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.

“Your right!” He replies.

“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”

“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.

“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.

I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.

Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.

What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!

It's not pedophilia, it's early access.