Video Game jokes
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
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I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.