Video Game

Video Game jokes

Papyrus

Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!

Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?

Warden

The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?

(Doesn't have boss bar.)

Wife

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!

Memes

Kobe

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

Pistol

Me: How does this thing work?

ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

Orphan

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!

Cancer

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!