Video Game jokes
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.
I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."
Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
Tilted Towers is gone.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
Weedle will make you high.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
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Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.