Video Game jokes
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
Memes
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
No scope, bitch!
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.