Video Game jokes
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
Hollow Knight Meme
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Tilted Towers is gone.
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!