If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible
What is the difference between your dad and a video game? Your dad doesn’t beat you
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What is a Mexicans favorite move in a video game? Wall jumping
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He piratized GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022
Chrome turns you into chrome but there is a chrome back bling and it does nothing to you
Mom where are we going To your grandma's funeral Yeah cus i 360 no scoped that bit** in the face.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo? Slugma slugma dick
Wheel chair soccer is just irl Rocket League. Change my mind.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
