Video Game jokes
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
Princess Peach is a BUM!
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
Epic gamer.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.
I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."
Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.