Video Game jokes
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
Landing Greasy Grove.
I'll start: Monokuma.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.