A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters". The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it".
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral
are you a white van because i would love to put children in you.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone ask?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
Why cant orphans be kidnapped? Cause most kidnappers use a family van
I told a disabled kid to get in my van well it’s been two years and he still hasn’t gotten into the van
Ur soul is black I have 4 guns little kid get in van before I shoot u
Wheres is the candy Sir??? Over there. (kid steps in van) I don't see any candy.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de twintowers.
What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
What are a orphans favorite shoes?
White vans
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van if you touch my van I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan if you steal ice cream I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine
*stranger: tries to kidnap a kid* *kid: runs home* A few minutes later the kid was in the back of the van... If you know you know
yo mama so fat when she got ran over the van did a 360 flip to mars
