White

Anonymous

What’s a paedophiles favourite footwear?

White Vans

White

Anonymous

What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?

White vans

War

LMAO

What do you call a jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi Van Canopy

Orphan

daddy

why did the kid go in the guys van

answer: he thought he was being adopted

Man

Anonymous

A boy asked his dad for a some money to buy an ice-cream with. So he went to an icecream van. Whilst he was in the queue 2 boys asked him what flavour he was getting he told them strawberry. The two boys were shocked and beat him up. The icecream man felt bad and gave him his strawberry ice-cream for free. When he got home his dad also asked what flavour he bought the boy said strawberry. His dad then kicked him out of the house. The boy confused walked down the street and was stopped buy the police who were looking for a boy who had been eating strawberry ice-cream. The boy said thats me and the policeman arrested him. A week later in court the boy was on trial. The judge asked, ‘‘can you tell me what were you doing on the fith of may’’(the day he was arrested) the boy said I was eatimg ice-cream. Yhe judge decided he was innocent. On the way out the judge asked him what the flavour was (he had forgotten to ask during the trial). Of course he answered with strawberry the judge horrified realised he had given the wrong verdict and the boy should have been executed. Unfortunately he couldn’t change what had happened so the boy walked out and crossed the road but was hit by a car and died. The moral of the story is look left and right before crossing the road

Red

Anonymous

Roses are red Thats a tin can You have no home So get in the van

Man

Dale Weidert

An old lady walks into an ice cream store. Clerk greets her and says, “What will it be today ma’am…we have every flavor you can imagine”. Old lady says, “Well, I guess I’d like a quart of chocolate ice cream”. The clerk says, “Sorry ma’am, we’re out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we’ll have”. "“Ok” she replies, “Why don’t you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream”. The clerk says just a little louder in case she’s hard of hearing, “Sorry ma’am, but we’re fresh out of chocolate ice cream”. The old lady says, “Oh, ok. Why don’t you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?”. Finally totally exasperated the clerk says, “Wait a minute lady. Can you spell Van as in vanilla?”. “Why of course young man” she says, “V-A-N”. “Right” the clerk says, “Can you spell Straw as in strawberry?”. “Well of course, Straw”, she replied. “Ok then” he says, “Now spell Fuck as in chocolate”. She says, “There’s no Fuck in chocolate”. He says, “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you… THERE’S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!”.

White

Anonymous

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe

White Vans

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?

One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.

Wife

Anonymous

What does Mickey’s wife drive?

A Minnie-Van!!

Run

Anonymous

ya tryna run? hop in the van

Man

Anonymous

Muffin Man Muffin Man hes gonna rape uouin his van

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow in a moving van

A: a mooving cow

Gun

Uncle Jokes

Roses are red, Larry is bad. I’VE GOT A GUN, get in the van.

White

Anonymous

People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.

In a white van.

Man

Anonymous

Man: Could you hold this for me? Kid:Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang!GUNSHOT Man:Damnit now who am I gonna put in the van?!

White

Anonymous

Rapist"Get into the fucking van!“ Kid"ymmom ym llet ot gnoig mi" Rapist"Fine” (Grabs a white kid instead)

Puns

Gary S

Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?

Rip Van Tinkle

Name

Anonymous

Roses are red my name is dan i have a gun get in the van

Time

The Best Boi

How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out

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