Vagina jokes
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."
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What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
Hmmm.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.
Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!
Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.
Doctor: I didn’t.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.
When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.