Vagina jokes
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.
Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!
Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.
Doctor: I didn’t.
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."
"What is it?" she asked.
"After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.
"Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.
"For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.
"And your final wish?" the genie asked.
"I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
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What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
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