Vagina jokes

Poop backwards is poop. 💩

What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?

Realizing you only put in 4.

Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?

Daniel: Isn’t it the women?

Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.

"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

What is the definition of a woman?

A life support system for a vagina.

How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?

You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.

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Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.

What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?

A yeast infection.

Who am I sitting next to?

I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."

Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.

One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.

So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.

How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?

Take a dump on her vagina!

Vagina?

What is the most useless part of a vagina?

The woman.

What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?

The women.

What do sperm say while just in?

"We need to go deeper."

What is a woman?

A walking vagina who nags.

One time my boyfriend and I were playing the tickle game and I tickled him on his thighs by accident, and I said, "Oh no, I am dead."

Then he started tickling me on my thighs up to my vagina, and then I moaned while laughing and told him, "STOP, please."

Then he said, "That's what I thought," and I was like, you cheated. He was like, "You first did it."

So he went to the restroom and pulled down his pants. Then I jumped on him and pulled his dick five times, and he screamed, and I quickly ran out and laughed. Then he ran to me, and I screamed, and he started eating my pussy and fingering me while I said, "Okay, okay, stop."

And he stopped and started sucking my boobs and giving me hickeys while I said, "Please stop," and then I pushed him off, and he turned me around and put his dick in my hole, and I said, "Owwwwwwww."

Then he said, "Play with me, I'll fuck you up."

I said, "Ughh," and slapped him.