What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
Roses are red I sniff marijuana I have five fingers The middle one is for your vagina
What do you call a lesbian? Me
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
Free will is like having a vagina you don't need to know how to use it and you don't need to know what it does but what matters is that you have it.
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A young woman goes for for her first gynecological exam and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute. The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful Vaginas he’s ever seen and he has seen Lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes num num num num num!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puu_HRa35iU
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Who am I sitting next to
Poop back wards is poop đź’©
yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join the ugly contest they said "sorry, no professionals"
What do sperm say while just in
We need to go deeper
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Gun + Backpack = Fun
The woman body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles while her head can be seen as the head of a penis. This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit look like the schlong.
What is the useless skin around the Vagina called? The woman.
