User jokes

Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)

My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.

🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!

I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!

Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.

What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?

Hot Wheels.

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.

Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!

Hey guys, I use toilet paper.

Fennec users lmao.

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.

ABBaS.