Whats one thing ur dad shares wit black men? Ur sister.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms. I can do anything u normal people can do. Me: 🎵If you’re happy and u know it clap ur hands! 🎶
Do u play seaifthiefs, seeifthiesballsfit in ur mouth gotttttteeeeeem
Mom:Dont forget to unload the dishwasher
Mom:did you finish ur homework?
Mom:We are going to ur grandmothers house for thanksgiving
Mom:Dad and i talked we are getting a new car next month
Son:u are?? oh my gosh thank you
Mom:No i was just making sure you were getting my texts
Son:that was cruel
Ah you wanna read cheeseburger joke for ur friends to hear. Nah bro you just going to get cheese on ur burger
Woman: will you luv me after marriage as well?
Man:That will depend on ur husband. If he will, so of course i would!!!
hey firesharky... how did u know if i was ur brother when im not u didn't even say my name and plus im lying about my name.
Prince I promise u that "qwen" girl ur chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for u not her she a stranger!
Gwen just take Tj as ur boy friend gah just do it so he won't kill him self! prince will be fine without u!
hey whats ur age Jordan prob 5 years
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down
Tell it to ur parents and friends
Ur hairline and forged must be friends because they go way back further than the universe