Ur Jokes

Mom:Dont forget to unload the dishwasher

Mom:did you finish ur homework?

Mom:We are going to ur grandmothers house for thanksgiving

Mom:Dad and i talked we are getting a new car next month

Son:u are?? oh my gosh thank you

Mom:No i was just making sure you were getting my texts

Son:that was cruel

Ah you wanna read cheeseburger joke for ur friends to hear. Nah bro you just going to get cheese on ur burger

Woman: will you luv me after marriage as well?

Man:That will depend on ur husband. If he will, so of course i would!!!

Prince I promise u that "qwen" girl ur chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for u not her she a stranger!

Gwen just take Tj as ur boy friend gah just do it so he won't kill him self! prince will be fine without u!

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down

Tell it to ur parents and friends