Ur jokes
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
You're adopted.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
AOT > ur fav anime.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.