Ur jokes

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."

Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

You're adopted.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

AOT > ur fav anime.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Your teeth are sponsored by gap.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

What is the definition of clapped?

Ur mum when I am in her bed.

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.

Mom: Did you finish your homework?

Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.

Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!

Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.

Son: That was cruel!