Ur jokes

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.

Your mom gay.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."

Gf: "I luv u too."

Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."

Gf: "Ah, about that..."

You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.

You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.

Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."

This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."

I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.

Guy: Robin

Bank owner: Your last name?

Guy: Debank

Bank owner: Robin Debank?

Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!

If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.

The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.

Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??