Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
Your mom gay.
Ur mum gay, lul.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
You're homeless, you orphan!
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Ur dad is mad.
