A teacher walked up to me and said how did we get butt cracks??I was like 4 so I said u had a earthquake on ur booty.
Bootylicious lol
What's the difference between a blonde and ur computer? U don't wamt ur computer to go down on u.
If this is offending to anyone im sorry! Hey wanna see somethin funny?!?!?! go look in ur mirror
Ur homeless u orphan
kid: ur mom orphan: (cries)
Someone asks a question Who Who asked Booom ur done xxx
swear i witnessed ur nana fall down the stairs
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