Ur jokes

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

Bootylicious lol

Who is your mum?

An emo.

Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!

Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!

Kariah: That's sad!

Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.

oOO laLA!

@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.

Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.

When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.

YEEEHAWW!

Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.

Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.

Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.

I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!

Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟

What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?

You don't want your computer to go down on you.

Your mom gay.

Ur mum gay, lul.

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

You're homeless, you orphan!

Oh, look! It's Uranus!

What kind of tree fits in your hands?

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!